MyLaffs Joke #1613
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POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR WOMEN

* She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
* She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
* She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
* She is not HALF-NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
* She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METABOLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
* She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
* She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
* She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
* She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
* She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
* She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
* She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
* She is not KINKY - She is a NON INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.
* She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
* She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
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