MyLaffs Joke #1595
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Two prisoners were having a chat.

The first one said. "I've got two tickets for the warden's ball. Do you want to buy one?"

"No thanks," said the second guy. "I can't dance."

"It's not a dance," said the first prisoner. "It's a raffle!"
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