MyLaffs Joke #1585
Two male canaries were just sitting in a cage, singing away, when one day the door opened and a female canary was tossed inside... She hated being in the cage and flew around in circles inside trying to find a way out of her prison.
One male canary looked at the other, winked, and said, "Hey watch this!" He twittered to the female... "Hey I know how to get out of here." She flew over and begged him to tell her... He twittered, "Meet me at the bottom of the cage."
So she flew down to where he was waiting... and he twittered, "Gimme some and I'll tell you." Being desperate to escape, and wanting the way out, she gave him some birdie sex.... only to be told when they were done, "Ha!! There's no way out of here!!" He flew up and high winged the other male....
Two days later the female was still trying to find a way out when the other male twittered to her and said, "Hey I feel sorry for you!! Meet me at the bottom of the cage, and I'll tell you how to get out. So... she flew down and he twittered, "Gimme some and I'll tell ya!"
By this time she was distraught and willing to do anything for escape, so she gave him some birdie sex.... only to be told, "Ha! Dummy! There's no way out of here!"
That night the cage was covered, and the female was still looking for escape... The next morning the cover came off, and to the astonishment of the two male canaries, the female was flying circles around the OUTSIDE of the cage!! Do you know how she got out??
GIMME SOME AND I'LL TELL YA!!
