MyLaffs Joke #1584
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out for a stroll one day when they came upon three women eating bananas while sitting on a park bench. As they passed the bench, Sherlock tipped his hat and said,
"Hello."
Each of the ladies smiled and greeted him in return.
Later, Dr. Watson asked his detective friend if he knew the three ladies sitting on the bench.
To this Holmes replied, "No, but one is a Nun, one is a prostitute, and one is a newly wed."
Dr. Watson, stunned, asked the great detective how he knew all this.
"Elementary Watson."
"The Nun held the banana in one hand and ripped off pieces with her other hand."
"The Prostitute held the banana with two hands and jammed it in to her mouth."
Watson then asked, "And the bride?"
To this Sherlock replied, "The bride held the banana with one hand and pushed her head towards it with the other."
