There were 11 people hanging onto a rope on the side of a very high cliff. Ten were blonde, and one was a red head. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should let go of the rope, so finally the red head gave a really touching speech saying how she would let go and give up her life to save the others.
All of the blondes started clapping.