Charlie marries a virgin, and it's their wedding night. He's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed and immediately begins groping her.
She says, "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table."
So he sits up, folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?"
She replies, "Much!"
To which he replies: "Okay. Now will you please pass the pussy?"
