MyLaffs Joke #1557
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Did you hear about the three engineers who were talking...

First one says, "Look at the joints of the body... Look how fluently and efficiently they function. For sure God must have been a mechanical engineer."

The second one says, "No, you're wrong... Think about it... all of our bodily functions and activities depend on electrical impulses originating in the brain. So, for sure God must have been an electrical engineer."

The third one says, "I think you're both wrong... I think that God was a civil engineer..."

The other two said, "WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?"

He replied, "Who else but a civil engineer would put a waste disposal unit right in the middle of a playground?"
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