MyLaffs Joke #1556
GREAT COMEBACKS
Man: "If this seat is taken, maybe you want sit on my face?"
Woman: "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"
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Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
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Man: "You look like a dream."
Woman: "Go back to sleep."
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Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Let's start with your bank account."
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Man: "May I have the last dance?"
Woman: "You've just had it."
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Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
Woman: "What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?"
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Man: "Hey baby! That dress looks gorgeous on you! But, it would look even better laying on my bedroom floor."
Woman: "You're right, but the only way it'll get there is if you buy another one just like it and throw it there yourself!"
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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
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After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
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Older man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
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Man: "What do I have to give you for one little kiss?"
Woman: "Chloroform"
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Man: "Wanna dance?"
Woman: "Life's too short to dance with ugly guys."
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(after being pestered by a guy who just won't take a hint...)
Woman: "Listen, unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"
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Woman: "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth and I had run out of batteries."
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Man: I have seen you looking at me all night and I know I make you think of sex.
Woman: Yeah, 'cause you look like a prick.
