MyLaffs Joke #1551
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TOP 10 SIGNS THAT THE COMPANY IS GOING DOWNHILL

10: Bathroom key tied to an angry ferret.
9: Christmas bonus is a swig from the company thermos.
8: Office intercom is two soup cans and a piece of string.
7: Hard to concentrate with all those "60 Minutes" reporters hanging around.
6: Boss walks around wearing nothing but a Post-It note.
5: Every week, each cubicle is subdivided into four smaller cubicles.
4: Instead of White-Out, you're encouraged to use mayonnaise.
3: After a few hours on your desk, the people in your family photos stop smiling.
2: Cafeteria lunch special is whatever got caught in the glue trap.
1: No desk chairs -- everybody squats.
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