MyLaffs Joke #1550
THE TOP TEN REASONS NIPPLE RINGS ARE A BAD IDEA:
10: Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.
9: Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.
8: A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it.
7: For some reason, combs will seem like threats.
6: Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.
5: Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.
4: You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.
3: The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.
2: Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.
And the Number 1 reason nipple rings are a BAD idea:
1: Lightning.. it's not just something that happens to other people anymore.
