MyLaffs Joke #1549
THE TOP TEN REASONS NIPPLE RINGS ARE A GOOD IDEA:
10: You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain.
9: You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys.
8: With a little body English and a short copper wire, you can pick up pay-per-view, if the weather is right.
7: You can now jump car batteries without cables.
6: With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash renting yourself out to Club parties.
5: Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for your husband or boyfriend.
4: You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring.
3: Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life.
2: Hanging ten is child's play. Hanging by two?? Now that's impressive!
And the Number 1 reason nipple rings are a GOOD idea:
1: Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend.
