MyLaffs Joke #1546
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Graffiti: Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Man: "You may be awfully flat-chested, but you've got a really tight pussy."
Woman: "Get off my back."
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Foreign Aid - Is the money that poor people in rich countries give to the rich people in poor countries.
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Confucius says that the penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.
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After the Chinese couple got their divorce, she went back to Peking and he went back to Wanking.
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Graffiti: Genitalia is not an Italian airline.
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Drunk at cocktail party: "Hi there girlie, guess my star sign?"
"Herpes," came the reply.
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Graffiti: The only onomatopoeic city in the world is Bangkok.
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Nature made urine yellow and sperm white so that men can tell whether they are coming or going.
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Graffiti: Sex is the single most common cause of human beings.
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Schoolboy howler: "Magellan was the first man to circumcise the world."
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New Zealand: Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
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Schoolboy howler: "Joan of Arc was condomed to death."
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A guy with money to burn may well find a girl who wants to play with fire.
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex no matter how bad it is." - Lenny Clarke
