It's Gloria's first visit to the gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and she's scared to death.
The gynecologist says, "You're nervous, aren't you?"
She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist."
He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"
She says, "Yes, please."
He sticks his nose between her legs and goes, "Num, num, num..."