MyLaffs Joke #1537
A man comes to a doctor, twitching his fingers and stuttering, he finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "Viagra does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history!"
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that." says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't been home yet."