MyLaffs Joke #1529
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THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY
Now for a few variations on familiar terms:

STATE-OF-THE-ART
Any computer you can't afford.
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OBSOLETE
Any computer you own.
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MICROSECOND
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
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SYNTAX ERROR
Walking into a computer store and saying... 'Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.'
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HARD DRIVE
The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.
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GUI
What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey')
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KEYBOARD
The standard way to generate computer errors.
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MOUSE
An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
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FLOPPY
The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
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PORTABLE COMPUTER
A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
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DISK CRASH
A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
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POWER USER
Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
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SYSTEM UPDATE
A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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486
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
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