They're were two guys in the bathroom. One guy takes a quick glance and says, "Whooo must have been a rough night."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you've got a band aid on it!"
Don't be silly! that's not a band aid, that's the new patch."
"The new patch, huh? Does it work?"
"Yes, it works. I'm down to one butt a day."
