MyLaffs Joke #1525
Two long time golfing buddies were playing the back nine when suddenly a thunderstorm formed overhead, and one lightning bolt zapped both players, killing them instantly.
When they reported to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter discovered there had been an error and neither of them was supposed to be in heaven just yet. Since both their original bodies had been burned to cinders he offered to return them in what ever form they preferred.
After a brief discussion, one of them stated they wanted to return as a lesbian.
"A Lesbian?!?!?!?!,'' cried St. Peter, "Why would you want to return as a Lesbian?''
"Well,'' replied one, "That way we can still eat pussy, AND we get to use the red tees!''
