MyLaffs Joke #1524
TOP THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AT A CLINTON CABINET MEETING
* Sucking noises under the table? I didn't hear any sucking noises under the table!
* Sorry I'm late, but when Hillary wants a quickie...
* First order of business: Is Linda Tripp lookin' fine since her surgery or what?!
* Janet, you look hotter than that inferno you caused in Waco!
* May I have one of your cigars Mr. President?
* You guys aren't just my cabinet officers... you're the last line of defense between me and all those slutty groupie types who just want to get into the president's pants!!!
* If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... No discussing this month's "Penthouse Forum" during cabinet meetings!!!
* Al, that's a brilliant idea!
* As President, I think we should ban all forms of pornography.
* We really don't need a White House intern program.
And The Top Thing You'll Never Hear At A Clinton Cabinet Meeting...
* I'm announcing our new Ambassador to Ethiopia: John Rocker.
