MyLaffs Joke #1519
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
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Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Q: What is the difference between a bad hunter and a constipated owl?
A: A bad hunter shoots and can't hit.
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Q: What's the difference between a nun and a girl in the bathtub?
A: A nun is a soul full of hope.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with an Apple?
A: A computer that won't go down on you.
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Q: What's the difference between drunks and alcoholics?
A: Drunks don't have to go to meetings.
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Q: What animal has a pig halfway along its back?
A: A police horse.
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Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
