MyLaffs Joke #1502
Late one night the morgue attendant was cleaning up a body, when he noticed a champagne cork in its rectum. He pulled out the cork and much to his surprise he heard the tune 'Hello Dolly'. He put the cork back in again, and the music stopped. When he once more pulled it out he heard the tune again. He was so amazed by this that even though it was 3 a.m. he called his supervisor at home to come and witness this unusual case.
When the supervisor arrived the attendant pulled out the cork, and sure enough they heard the theme to 'Hello Dolly'.
"Do you mean that you got me here at 3 a.m.," said the supervisor, "just to hear some asshole play 'Hello Dolly'?
