MyLaffs Joke #1500
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An engineer, a chemist and a lawyer are traveling in the countryside and, feeling weary, stop at a small inn. "I've only two rooms, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn," says the innkeeper.

The engineer volunteers to do so, and goes outside while the others go to bed. But in a short time he's knocking at the door. He says, "There's a cow in the barn. I'm a Hindu and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred animal."

So the chemist says, "Okay, I'll sleep in the barn." Soon there's another knock - it's the chemist saying, "There's a pig in that barn. I'm Jewish and cannot sleep next to an unclean animal."

So the lawyer is sent to the barn. Soon there's even louder knocking. They open the door and see that it's the cow and the pig.
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