MyLaffs Joke #1496
There is this man sitting a the bar when the most beautiful woman he has ever seen walk in, so he struts over to her. "Lets cut the small talk, is it your place or mine?" he says.
She looks at him and replies "Mine."
So he gets into his car and she gets into her car and they go over to her place. When they get up to her apartment he walks in and sees all these dicks hanging on the walls.
He jumps back and cries, "What the hell is going on here?"
She answers him, "If you don't satisfy me that's where your going to hang. So how do you want it?"
The man thinks for a minute and tells her to go into the bedroom, turn out the lights and get naked. When she goes into the bedroom he goes back down to his car and gets this big mother watermelon out of truck.
He goes back up to her place and knocks on the bedroom door. "Are you ready?" he asks.
"Yes," she replies.
So he goes into the room and starts to pump her with the watermelon. She is just screaming her lungs out loving every minute of it. This goes on for an hour or so.
When he finishes, he asks her, "So how was that?"
The woman catches her breath and says, "Ahhh there's really nothing like a good fingering before a fuck!!!!!"
