MyLaffs Joke #1491
EXERCISE
1: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.
2: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3: I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4: I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5: I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8: The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9: If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10: I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
