MyLaffs Joke #1482
Having problems with her first case of hemorrhoids, a young thing calls her friend Judi and says, "I'm itching, burning and swollen. What can I do?"
Judi giggles and says, "You have hemorrhoids. I'll go down to the pharmacy and get you some Preparation H, that will take care of your swelling and itching. You just set still !!"
After about an hour, she was still itching and burning. Judi delivers the Preparation H and tells the young thing, "Take this and you will be better in about an hour. I'll call and check up on you in a couple of hours."
Not reading the directions, she rips open the box and swallows the whole tube, thinking this is the worst taste she has ever ran across her lips. She tries to spit it out. The phone rings and she answers, "Ssssswwwellooooo.?"
It's Judi, who asks, "So, how are your hemorrhoids??"
She replies, "They still itch and burn but I can whistle better than ever before!!!"
