MyLaffs Joke #1481
Things were really getting hot and the couple having oral sex on the back seat of the car were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman knocked on their window.
The cop could hardly contain himself. "Didn't you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed they said yes, and apologized.
"Well," he said, "I will have to write you a ticket." So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.
After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the cop wrote the ticket for. He looked at the ticket and read, "Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!"
