MyLaffs Joke #1478
This guy was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie told him that he would grant the man three wishes.
"First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars."
POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance.
"Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes."
POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him.
"Third," the guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women."
POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
