MyLaffs Joke #1467
Miss Smith was testing her second grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind her back and asked, "Class I am holding something in my hand, it's round, red and is edible, what is it?
Several hands went up. Miss Smith said, "Yes Robert"
Robert, "Is it an apple?"
Miss Smith replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Smith, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Miss Smith was reluctant to call on Little Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, but said, "Okay, go ahead."
Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket and says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want to hear any of your obscene jokes."
Johnny, smiling, removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Smith, but you have a lot of imagination."
