MyLaffs Joke #1464
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How does Janice like being pregnant?" Bob asked his friend John.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," John replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Bob pressed.

"Well," John explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet..."
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