MyLaffs Joke #1454
A blonde decided to take up painting as a career, so she started going door-to-door to drum up business. She went to quite a few houses with no luck, but things finally turned around. She came to a door and knocked. When the homeowner came to the door she said, "Excuse me, but I'm in the neighborhood looking for painting jobs. Do you have anything that needs to be painted?"
The gentleman thought for a while and then replied, "As a matter of fact I was planning on painting my porch and I've already bought the supplies. How much would you charge me to do it?"
"Fifty dollars." said the blonde.
"Are you sure?" he asked. "It's a big porch."
"Yes. Fifty dollars."
"That's more than reasonable. It's a deal," he said. "If you want to get started, three gallons of paint and everything else you will need are right out in the garage and the door is open."
"OK" said the blonde, quite excited about her first real painting job, and off she went.
About an hour later, the homeowner heard a knock at the door. It was the blonde. "All done!" she exclaimed proudly.
"Already?" he asked in disbelief.
"Yes. And I even had two gallons of paint left over!"
"Here's your fifty dollars," he said. "Thanks a lot!"
"You're welcome," she said as she walked away. "And by the way. That's not a porch... it's a Ferrari."
