MyLaffs Joke #1447
MEMO
To: Experimental Weaponry
Research and Development - Nuclear Hand Grenade Tests
From: Experimental Weaponry - Product Testing
Subject: Test Results
Gentlemen
Congratulations on the development of the US arsenal's first nuclear hand grenade. As expected, your demonstration models functioned flawlessly. All test devices detonated as designed, hence the test must be deemed a success.
However, in light of the fact that the device can only be thrown 25 yards, we STRONGLY RECOMMEND that you reduce the 100 yard killing radius.
P.S. We suggest offering the current stock to Iran and Iraq as part of a buy-one get-one FREE sale.
