MyLaffs Joke #1401
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: How are a woman and a frying pan similar?
A: You have to get both of them hot before you put the meat in.
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Q: What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?
A: Mum and Dad.
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Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs?
A: Word of mouth.
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Q: What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
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Q: How do you tell the difference between the wife and the mistress?
A: The mistress has the false jewelry and the real orgasms.
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Q: What goes "VROOOM-SCREECH, VROOOM-SCREECH, VROOOM-SCREECH?"
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.
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Q: What's the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q: Why did the gay guy get fired from the sperm donor clinic?
A: He was caught drinking on the job.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
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Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde of course. But hey, she is 18.
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Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
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Q: What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?
A: You can't make a vitamin.
