MyLaffs Joke #1397
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YOU THINK IT'S EASY TO LEARN ENGLISH??????

* We must polish the Polish furniture.
* He could lead if he would get the lead out.
* The farm was used to produce produce.
* The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
* The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
* The present moment seemed like a good time to present the present.
* A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
* When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
* I did not object to the object.
* The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
* The bandage was wound around the wound.
* There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
* They were too close to the door to close it.
* The buck does funny things when the does are present.
* They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
* The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
* After a number of injections my jaw got number.
* Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
* How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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