MyLaffs Joke #1387
A group of nuns were traveling in a car when it got a flat tire. They got out and tried to change it, but being rather unworldly, they didn't know how to do it. Luckily, a truck came along and the driver offered to change it for them. They gladly accepted the offer.
As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack. "Son-of-a-bitch," he yelled.
The eldest nun said to him, "That is not nice language. We understand that you're upset, but you must not use such language."
"I'm sorry, Sister," he said. He tried again, but it slipped, almost mashing his fingers. "Son-of-a-bitch," he yelled again.
"Sir, please don't use such language. If changing our tire causes you to use such language, then perhaps it would be best if you didn't help us."
"But, Sister, I get so upset and the words just come out."
"Well," said the nun, "say something else when you get upset, something like, 'Sweet Jesus, help me.'"
The trucker tried to jack up the car one more time. Again, it slipped. He started, "Son-of..." but quickly corrected himself and continued, "Sweet Jesus, help me." At that, the jack lifted the car by itself.
The nuns looked at each other and said, "Son-of-a-bitch!"
