MyLaffs Joke #1385
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WHAT WOMEN MEAN

When she says "just friends" - she expects you to put your time, money, and effort into courting her, but she is keeping her options open for someone better.
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When she says, "I never think about him (her ex) anymore" - she only has one to three thoughts a day which aren't about him.
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When she says, "Money isn't an issue with me" - she means the lack of money is a very big issue with her.
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When she says, "If you really loved me, you wouldn't even mention a prenuptial agreement" - she means that if the marriage doesn't work, all the household belongings not nailed down will leave with her.
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When she says, "My career is very important to me" - she means that she should be able to dine with a handsome coworker or client with your blessing.
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When she says, "It doesn't have to be an extravagant wedding" - she means it'll be in the largest church within one hundred miles and she'll invite everyone she's ever known.
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When she says, "I don't want to feel pressured into having sex with you" - she means she's not physically attracted to you but no one else is calling for dates.
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When she says, "Maybe we should see other people" - she means she's already been seeing the other person for the last three weeks and this is the first twinge of guilt she's felt about it in her otherwise empty conscience.
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When she says, "Eventually, I want to have children" - she means that she's not willing to make any sacrifices to take care of them.
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When she says, "Relationships should be based on trust" - she means that she expects you to tell her everything while respecting her privacy not to!
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