MyLaffs Joke #1381
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THE BEST WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONGS
(yep.... these are for real)

1: How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
2: You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3: I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
4: I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
5: She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
6: My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
7: I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
8: Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life
9: Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
10: If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
11: She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
12: I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
13: I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
14: My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.
15: I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight Because I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16: They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out
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