PADDY....
"Is this number 555-1111?" asked the voice on the telephone.
"No," replied Paddy. "This is Triple five-eleven-eleven."
"Sorry to have bothered you," said the voice.
"No bother," said Paddy. "I was getting up anyway to answer the phone."
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Once more the phone rang. "What is it?" asked Paddy.
"It's a Long Distance from Dublin," replied the operator.
"I know it is," said Paddy, and went back to bed.
