MyLaffs Joke #1370
HOW IS SEX LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE?
1: You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2: It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3: You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4: It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6: It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7: It's best to have a soft place to land.
8: You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9: If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10: Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11: Once you learn, you never forget how.
12: If you fall off it's best to get right back on.
13: If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14: Remember to signal before you change direction.
15: Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16: It's nice to have a cushy seat.
17: Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
