MyLaffs Joke #1367
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MEN KNOW.....

... that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
... that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.
... that if she looks like your mother, run.
... that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth.
... never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
... that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
... how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
... exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.
... that from time to time, is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.
... that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage.
Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
... that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them
... that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi...
... that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.
... that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
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