MyLaffs Joke #1364
MY DAD ALWAYS SAID...
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
I don't get even ... I get odder.
I am having an out of money experience.
I AM in shape. Round is a shape.
Insanity is hereditary ... You get it from your kids
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
You're never too old to learn ... Especially if you have altzheimers.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
People who live is glass houses ... Never get any privacy
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Too many cooks ... Make more mess
If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the floor.
I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.
I do weight-lifting every morning - Getting out of bed!
Sticks and stones, may break my bones - But whips and chains excite me.
