MyLaffs Joke #1359
Anthony and Steve are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle half-buried in the sand. Upon rubbing it a genie pops out. The genie looks them over and says "Are you two guys gay?"
Anthony and Steve admit that they are, so the genie says, "To tell you the truth, I don't like gay people. But you've freed me from this bottle after thousands of years, so I'm supposed to grant you three wishes. Instead, I'll grant you one wish. Think carefully, and when you're ready, just make the wish." The genie then disappears.
Anthony and Steve return to their hotel room. A few minutes later, the door bursts open and a dozen white-sheeted men storm into the place. "We're the KKK" one of them says, "and we're gonna string y'all up!" Sure enough, the klansmen start putting ropes around the two gay's necks.
"Anthony," Steve says to his lover, "this might be a good time to make that wish.
"Anthony replies, "I already did."
"What do you mean, you already did?" Steve asks as he feels the rope tighten around his neck.
"I wished that we could both be hung like black men," Anthony replies.
