MyLaffs Joke #1358
LAWS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY:
1: Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2: What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3: If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4: Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5: Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6: Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7: Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8: Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9: Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10: Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11: If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12: The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13: If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14: Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, It means that you laugh at his.
15: Sadly, all men are created equal.
