MyLaffs Joke #1356
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day when he came upon a young boy masturbating.
"My Son, you should not be doing that," said the priest. "You should save that for when you are married."
The young boy hung his head low and simply said "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in.
"Yes, my son?" said the priest.
"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I never forgot the advice you gave me then."
"And what was that, my son? the priest asked.
"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.
"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest.
"Did you take my advice?"
"Yes, I did, Father; but there's only one problem."
What's that, my son?"
"Well, I have three 55 gallon drums full of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"
