MyLaffs Joke #1351
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A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. "What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan," was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheelbarrow full of money.

The same bank manager came up to him and asked: "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

"Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

"Give me a peach and I'll show you."
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