MyLaffs Joke #1349
15 THINGS IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO LEARN!
1: You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.
2: The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
3: The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
4: There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
5: There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
6: People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
7: If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
8: The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
9: If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
10: You should not confuse your career with your life.
11: A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
12: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
13: When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
14: Your friends love you, anyway.
15: Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!
