MyLaffs Joke #1335
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SO WHICH CONDOM WOULD YOU USE....?

* Nike Condom: Just do it.
* Toyota Condom: Oh what a feeling.
* Diet Pepsi Condom: You got the right one, baby.
* Pringles Condom: Once you pop, you can't stop.
* Mentos Condom: The freshmaker.
* Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
* Secret Condom: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
* Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
* Ford Condom: The best never rest.
* Chevy Condom: Like a rock.
* Dial Condom: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* New York Lotto Condom: Cause hey - you never know.
* California Lotto Condom: Who's next?
* Avis Condom: Trying harder than ever.
* KFC Condom: Finger-Licking Good.
* Coca Cola Condom: Always the Real Thing.
* Lays Condom: Betcha can't have just one.
* Campbell's Soup Condom: Mmm, mmm, good.
* General Electric Condom: We bring good things to life!
* AT&T Condom: Reach out and touch someone.
* Bounty Condom: The quicker picker upper.
* Microsoft Condom: Where do you want to go today?
* Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going....
* M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
* Taco Bell Condom: Get some; make a run for the border.
* MCI Condom: For friends and family.
* Doublemint Condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
* The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
* Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.
* United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.
* The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
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