MyLaffs Joke #1327
THOUGHTS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HAD:
A day without orange juice is like a day without vodka.
"Vegetarian" - Indian word for "lousy hunter."
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job.
Alzheimer's - You get to hide your own Easter eggs.
An orgasm is a gland finale.
Anything good in life is illegal, immoral or long distance.
Arachnohomophobia: Fear of gay spiders.
Atheists have no one to talk to during sex.
Avoid mailmen, they're carriers.
Back the Metric System every inch of the way!
Beautiful girls don't bother me, dammit!
Been to Sodom, did the angels, got the button.
Between two evils, pick the one you can't spell.
Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing.
Brains are more useful if no one knows you have them.
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
