MyLaffs Joke #1325
NO RESPECT
Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.
During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, what are you doing that for?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
My parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
