MyLaffs Joke #1323
STRANGE BUT TRUE
USA: A $60 fine for playing a car stereo too loudly in Fort Lupton, Colorado is waived if the offender listens to an hour of Barry Manilow, to teach teenagers not to impose music on others.
AUSTRALIA: A cat burglar was arrested after he was left stranded when his getaway car was stolen by teenage joyriders, while he was housebreaking in Perth.
CANADA: Before Alice Broker is allowed to borrow her husband Peter's beloved BMW, he attaches a sign to the rear bumper telling people to call him if they see Alice driving badly.
SICILY: A priest was sentenced to 48 hours in jail after he wrote a curse on a cheque for a parking fine. The parking officer that booked him broke his leg the next day.
ROMANIA: A man collapsed after sniffing what he thought was perfume stolen from a police car. The 'scent' turned out to be anti-riot gas.
GERMANY: Police were puzzled after a road was blocked by the contents of a living room, including a pair of slippers under a table.
FRANCE: A used car sales man was so convinced he was going to Hell that he was buried with fire extinguisher and asbestos suit.
CANADA: Following a spate of thefts of heavy construction equipment, detectives have been issued with a training video to help them track them. It's called "It's big, it's yellow, now what should I do?"
ISRAEL: A driving instructor in Jerusalem failed a women driver because the top she was wearing exposed her midriff - contrary to the orthodox Jewish dress code.
FRANCE: Two wheel clampers had their own truck towed away, after fed up workers in Paris got their revenge by paying a rival firm to remove it.
