MyLaffs Joke #1321
SIGNS, SIGNS, EVERYWHERE THERE'S SIGNS
* Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labour Day.
* Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
* On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
* On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
* Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
* Scientist's Door: Gone Fission.
* Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.
* Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.
* Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
* Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
* Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
* Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
* Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
* Hotel: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people.
* Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
* Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
* Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
* Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
* Restaurant Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
* Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
* Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
* Music Library: Bach in a minuet.
* Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
