THE GREATEST LIES OF ALL.
5: Of course I like your cat.
4: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.
3: But Officer, I only had two small beers!
2: The check is in the mail.
And the number one best lie of all time...
1: "This is a one-time mailing. If you do not respond, you will receive no further mailings from us."
